Its been awhile..
lol sorry 4 not updating..dam internet lags lol wtf
anyway here's a story.
hav u ever seen an ah beng(as in the total VCD seller ah beng type) buying condom at 7-11
I know thr's nothing wrong for them to buy condoms as a matter of fact its great!
its just the way they approach it..
usually most of us who buy condoms in 7-11 we'd just go in, look, grab it, pay and ciao
like buyin sweets =) wtf!
however, the ah beng have a more interesting way of doin it
I walk in 7-11 to buy bread and I see this ah beng fella with two of 7-11's salesperson opening and checkin out condom boxes. tht's something u dont see everday
It went something like this
Ah Beng: saya mau merah punya lu ada ar?
(sales assistant proceeds to open box and look for a red condom)
7-11 guy: ah ah ini merah punya.
ah beng: (holdin another condom box) eh apa lain ah dengan ini dengan ini
(handing out the two different condom boxes to the 7-11 guy demanding an explination)
7-11 guy: yang ni tu design dia lain laa yang ni biasa punya
ah beng: ah condom pun ada design arr buat apa?
7-11 guy: yang tu aku tak tau laa
ah beng: ah kkk bagi aku yang ni la...berapa ar
7-11 guy: 6ringgit..
ah beng: hah! beli condom pun 6ringgit ah?? eh kawan aku beli dua boleh murah sikit laa.
thts whn..i quickly paid for my loaf of bread ran out of the store.
and pissed myself laughin. LOL. da fella like buying VCD only knn as if makin them look for a red condom is not enough and asking wats da difference. he ask for discount!
walau wheyy...i dont know if they gave him da discount or not la. but if he did.
hell i think im gonna try it
jz for kicks
XD
anyway here's a story.
hav u ever seen an ah beng(as in the total VCD seller ah beng type) buying condom at 7-11
I know thr's nothing wrong for them to buy condoms as a matter of fact its great!
its just the way they approach it..
usually most of us who buy condoms in 7-11 we'd just go in, look, grab it, pay and ciao
like buyin sweets =) wtf!
however, the ah beng have a more interesting way of doin it
I walk in 7-11 to buy bread and I see this ah beng fella with two of 7-11's salesperson opening and checkin out condom boxes. tht's something u dont see everday
It went something like this
Ah Beng: saya mau merah punya lu ada ar?
(sales assistant proceeds to open box and look for a red condom)
7-11 guy: ah ah ini merah punya.
ah beng: (holdin another condom box) eh apa lain ah dengan ini dengan ini
(handing out the two different condom boxes to the 7-11 guy demanding an explination)
7-11 guy: yang ni tu design dia lain laa yang ni biasa punya
ah beng: ah condom pun ada design arr buat apa?
7-11 guy: yang tu aku tak tau laa
ah beng: ah kkk bagi aku yang ni la...berapa ar
7-11 guy: 6ringgit..
ah beng: hah! beli condom pun 6ringgit ah?? eh kawan aku beli dua boleh murah sikit laa.
thts whn..i quickly paid for my loaf of bread ran out of the store.
and pissed myself laughin. LOL. da fella like buying VCD only knn as if makin them look for a red condom is not enough and asking wats da difference. he ask for discount!
walau wheyy...i dont know if they gave him da discount or not la. but if he did.
hell i think im gonna try it
jz for kicks
XD
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